San (Emilio) Antonio

Hey Yo...here we are again. This post is a little late and big because trip to San Antonio was great from the start. By the very beginning of the day Emilio was already posessed by Antonio. A lot of people on the "boss" (AKA bus) got real scared when they faced the situation of an insane Antonio coming their way like a crazy train and turning on his "boombox" at the top volume with some house/eletro music (Emilio actually prefers bossa nova and Jazz, but for Antonio the party never ends - ssshhhhhh...)! All of this has been already told in the post below but I do never get tired of this history.

When we got to San Antonio everybody went to six flags (except for Patrick and Captain Cap that went to this Alamo place see where some mexicans died defending their land from greedy Americans - really sounds like a lot of fun, huh?!) and had a great time there even though some roallercoasters were closed because of the weather (the real reason was that the park was almost empty and they wanted to save some money).

Actual fun started at night. After dinner and a couple of bottles of wine (5 actually) we all went to Patrick's room to warm up for the night drinking some Bacardi and Red Labell and people started to see flying withches surrounding the hotel (31st floor!!), leaving them backwards love messages in the window so she didn't get pissed off about we not having invited her to hang out with us. Emilio (dressed in a tiger suit) arrived some minutes late after a violent discussion with Antonio and having to clean up some nasty things he did in his room because Emilio was refusing to drink that night. After the cop came up in the room to ask us to quiet down and some mean songs ("I'm gonna show you that it is made out of chocolatte...") we decided the that was the right time to leave!

The three stages club was kind of a fraud! But no hay drama...we had a lot of fun there and some light dirty dancing. Back to the hotel we stablished a kigdom at the lobby and watched some peasants passing by to their towers late at night bending for the King and the Queen that later that night went up along with Pluck Duck (the paper rose grower), Patrick and Mary Poppins to have a couple more drinks and a "late night/early morning" light and healthy Turkey/Bacon sandwich at Denny's. Now you can imagine how great it was to shop at the huge outlets the next day!See ya!!

by Patrick

Alter-egos releaved

As far as we know, humans can act different under different environments. If you drink, smoke or inject something on your body, some reactions have to happen, some of those are easilly recognized. Others need a beeter look.
On this friday night, rockstar Bonnet was cooking a delightful dinner for Patrick and Anthony. Everything was in place until Anthony arrived. He jumped out from a bottle of Bacardi and took control of our friends body.
The other gand went out for a black community nightclub. Mutley played with the whale. Borat almost made it. Ok, here is the deal. Borat, Mutley, Andy and Anthony were in the same place, drunk as hell, and their bodies were responding to that.
Mutley woke up late, and went down speechless, although he was more like throwing up at any time, Andy and Borat didn't commit any mistakes. By the other hand, when Anthony went down, he took a thunder within. Everyone was waiting for him, so he could travel to San Antonio, but he moved with large steps over whoever that could be on his way, he sat down and turned his portable radio, at max, opened some mobil one oil (more like some bizarre redbull) and after a shhhhhhHhhHHHhH, mixed it with some boose.

Ok. 4 guys, under same substancies, different behaviours. That is how it is. You cant expect cells to respond as the same. Have you ever played wireless phone (crappy translation for "telefone sem fio")??? One cell tells another: move foward, the other says: move foward and sideways, the other says: move sideways and shake your head, and it goes like this. Anthony is a funny guy, from his deppen cells, it's all about playing.


More from this weekend comming up soon. Real pictures aswell.

Facts About Emilio Antonio

There are three stages of him. The first one is named Emilio. The second one is E. Antonio, however, to see the third one you must see the Antonio before. All the facts you must know about e-corn branches:

Emilio eats. Antonio Drinks
Emilio likes oakmeal for breakfeast. Antonio preffers eggs with chilli.
Emilio has two eyes. Antonio barelly opens one.
Emilio earns the money. Antonio spends it.
Emilio talk to the girls. Antonio get into them.
Emilio is fan of Dalai Lama. Antonio has a poster of Chuck Norris.
Emilio likes pistachios. Antonio too.

Some more facts in future postings.


Work is great! we will be in charge of it soon. Work outs are fine, and internet is back. ALso we are becoming Guitar Heroes.

Lack of will to type, sorry!



For all chuc



Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

GGW -

Yesterday we went to Paparucho's for the Brazillian Day, and WildWest for texas stuff. Now we went to Rich's, the place that will host the Infected Mushroom Party. Ok, when we got there, with a crazy texan cab driver... scary fat man... we realised that there were only faggots there :o everyone turned the backs to the walls - safer procedure - and we keept on the line complaining about that. We discovered that the place was hosting a gay masquerade party, but it was supposed to be finished at that time, it didn't. When we got inside, it was terrible... so many old faggots, i mean, really old and disgusting - kroeff was outstanding, and the boys couldn't stop hittin'on him - poor guy ehehhee. After this hallowen party, we discovered the girls, and once we did so, so many others showed around. As far as we know, everyone had some great dirty american style strawbery dancing. I even found an indian cousin there! (Emilio would have laughted so hard hehehehe). Well, after all, some new numbers have been added to the cel phone and a brazillian churrasco must happen on the pools - the girls are aware of the party! Let it happen sir!!!

First Actual Working Day

"Y'all must get a celphone and an AT&T card" he was gone. :O That is some private joke... Well, we were expecting to follow the line when it comes about food and beverages, but that is so difficult in here. I am not talking about cheeseburguers and fries, cookies and donuts. It's actually food, but it comes so large scaled.Also, our hotel serves free beer and fat food everyday, so we mae the agreement to collect beer and save it to the weekend. We will celebrate E-Corn Branches (Emilio Ramos) birthday tonight at a mex-tex restaurant, which is presenting Exotic Brazillian Samba Dancers! :O Tomorrow we are suppose to go to Galveston,TX and enjoy some Mardi Gras.

When it comes about Work - and that is why we are here - I believe we might find some obstacles to gather all the knowledge we'll need, but once we do so, we are going to be able to improve it alot, create new features and show us of, promoting our BSC.

I am currently bad comparing to my Guitar Hero Friends, but we all agreed to reach the expert mode until we get back to Curitiba.

Rodrigo said he's single and he will make it loose.

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Bye bye

06th March Infected Mushroom!

First Working Day?

Our very first working day will be on this friday, until that day, we are in love with Tex-mex. Woke up at 5am by myself, crappy stuff... After ironing my shirt i went down to take breakfeast, no fat ate yet... Working day at 800th Bell, we had lunch at the office... tex-mex lasagna hehehehe. Tons of coke and mountain dew for us to drink with some tea-ffee :o That was not good.

I had a discussion with kroeff about some tatoos, that wasn't very productive... Well, this must be a private topic when we come back, i am sure y'all will hear different versions of how it started.

We were gifted with tiger tails, that make the girls a bit pleased, for an instance, but they can't plug it into the cellphones... Too bad ladies.

Our gym group started today, we were so excited with a full tech gym with no peasants inside and we kind of exceed our limits a little bit. Well, that will be notice tomorrow, hopefully not :O Suisse did about 500 abs, he has to gather strenght to drink more beers at the weekend.

Guess what, the hotel offers beer and wine (red or white - there is no grapes and seasons, it's Texas you girl!) for free, from mon to thu hehehe. We are now in process of collectin bottles for the weekend.

Até

Chedrum...

CHEDRUM is the first element of the cholesterol table. Everything in TX looks like in a parallel with the cheese, processed into the rangers veins. There is a mexican restaurant in every corner, and when you find them, it's all about cheddar and fried stuffs... It's quite a clean place, with large avenues made for cars to transit, not humans to walk.
We went out for some old Circuit City looking forwars cheap eletronics and in our round trip we saw only a couple peasants walking on the sides. And when they passed through us, we realised that THEY WERE FRENCH.
We also went to the supermarket, and for our delight, hehehe, some of us have been tricked by the price. Thiago went after some red apples convinced it was 1,99$ the bag, when it was actually 1,99$ each 250gr. He end up spending 15$ on apples while the beer costed ,50 each bottle. Bad choice dude....

DJ Juanito did not perform last night.